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New York City vs. D.C. United Match Thread, notes, & how to watch

If this effing hurricane will kindly grant the permission, there will be soccer tonight at the unmistakable combination rat trap/roach motel known as RFK Stadium. Join us for the action, won't you?

Behold, the only fans who hate Red Bull more than you.
Behold, the only fans who hate Red Bull more than you.
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As a recovering Floridian, I know more than a little about hurricanes. These jokers do not eff around. There are still Jimmy Buffett fans down in Homestead still waiting for their power to come back on after Andrew smashed his way through in 1992.

In the decade previous, Charley, Frances, Jeanne, and Ivan all forced my school district to give us a few days off, as my high school was a designated special needs shelter. But here's the thing about those Hurricane Days-- when your electricity is knocked out, missing school is torturous. All you've got is dank, stale air and the constant threat of candle wax burning the piss out of your tender teenage skin.

So, then. Please, Joaquin, do not force Major League Soccer to cancel tonight's game (although that may be the only way to put United's stunning losing streak on hold).

Hell, RFK Stadium is miserable enough as it is. As Silky Johnson famously said: "It's bombed out and depleted," much like Afghanistan.

So let's soccer.


It's been another smashing week at Hudson River Blue! We sang the praises of some unlikely heroes, laid out precarious playoff qualification scenarios, and let Kansas City fever wash over us on consecutive nights. Here's what you ought not miss:



D.C. United:

OUT: Chris Korb (right ACL)

DOUBTFUL: Davy Arnaud (concussion syptoms)

New York City:

OUT: Shay Facey (knee strain)

QUESTIONABLE: Andoni Iraola (right calf strain)


D.C. United vs. New York City FC
Friday, Rocktober 2nd, 7:00 pm ET
RFK Stadium ("The Roach Motel"), Washington, D.C.

Watch on UniMás / Stream on MLS Live / Listen on 970 AM

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