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Derby day. Choose your weapon.
HOW TO GET PUMPED
Re-live all the Derby Week banter, courtesy of Hudson River Blue and our brothers and sisters at Once a Metro! Also, this:
Every Red Bull fans reaction, after seeing NYCFC lose again, and again, and again... https://t.co/28Emux02KT
— VikingArmySC (@VikingArmy_SC) May 6, 2015
Our theme for today is this: BE LOUD AND BE PROUD! New York has been red for 20 years. This city doesn't change colors over night #NYIsRed
— VikingArmySC (@VikingArmy_SC) May 10, 2015
Third rail coming to RED Bull Arena like... pic.twitter.com/rcxJ1O0fgs
— VikingArmySC (@VikingArmy_SC) May 9, 2015
Derby day tomorrow. #NYisRED pic.twitter.com/8TZTmNmCK0
— Garden State Ultras (@Ultras_GSU) May 9, 2015
Fellas tried The Red Edition? #NYvNYC #RBNY pic.twitter.com/D2JFUxqNP3
— New York Red Bulls (@NewYorkRedBulls) May 5, 2015
GUESS WHAT ELSE WE DON'T GIVE A CRUD ABOUT… WORKER RIGHTS IN THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES! pic.twitter.com/btCsM32Btp
— The Third Fail (@TheThirdFail) May 4, 2015
HOW TO WATCH
MATCH DAY THREAD RULES
Welcome! We're glad you're here! Wipe your feet, mind the gap, and be sure to check out the other pages at this outstanding site. While you're here, though, we have a few rules and regulations.
- Absolutely no links to illegal streams. They're bad and they get us in trouble. Raf will be relegated to covering the Cosmos with Mike Petke. Sam will be thrown in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. But seriously, they're illegal. So don't do it.
- We have rules against "relentless negativity." Nobody likes a Negative Nancy or Doubtful Draymond, even if the team gets off to an awful start. Don't knee-jerk and post outlandish or hurtful things just because you're frustrated.
- Along those lines, outright abuse of players or match officials is verboten. It's fine to say "wow, that's a bad call, match official," but it's NOT okay to direct copious amounts of abuse in the direction of said official over a call you did not like.
- Treat other people in the match thread the way you would want someone else to treat your grandmother. Be nice. Observe Wheaton's Law. This is a community of fans, not an un-moderated message board.
Finally, while we don't have a rule against profanity, any language that is sexist, racist, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted. Most importantly, though: HAVE FUN, tip your wait staff, and remind those New Jerseyites that even if New York was red, they wouldn't know, because they don't live there.