It started as a joke in the bad-old-days of MLS's infancy-- Columbus, then the league's smallest city, began to fancy itself "massive."
The moniker took on new life when the Crew bested the Red Bulls for the 2008 MLS Cup, but hey, it's still Columbus.
I know of a band from Brooklyn that has endeavored to reassign that title to a more appropriate city.
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