How does this happen?
How is it that Manchester City, sister club to our fair New York City FC, gets to play a curious mid-week Cup tie against their nastiest rivals of all, Manchester effing United???
We couldn't have reasonably hoped for this. Yet, here we are.
Given the fact that this match is really happening,we had to call on the best.
Mourinho and Pep. Aguero and Ibra. Let's face it: this kind of narrative requires the expertise of freelance columnist Michael Terry (Vice, Grantland, The Classical).