NOT NYCFC RELATED: How to watch + stream Impact-Red Bulls, LA-Colorado, & Seattle-Dallas

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New York Red Bulls vs. Montreal Impact

3:00pm ET @ Stade Saputo, Montreal, Quebec

WATCH on ESPN

STREAM on WatchESPN

Why you should watch: For the outside chance that Ignacio Piatti embarrasses the Jerseyites on foreign soil, instigating a social media meltdown that will be hilarious to witness.

Colorado Rapids vs. L.A. Galaxy

5:00pm ET @ StubHub Center, Carson, California

WATCH on ESPN

STREAM on WatchESPN

Why you should watch: So as to get a taste of Shkelzen Gashi, one of the best goal-scorers casual East Coast fans haven’t heard of, as well as one more look at a certain Stevie G, who may be on his way out of Los Angeles.

FC Dallas vs. Seattle Sounders

10:30pm ET @ CenturyLink Field, Seattle, Washington

WATCH on Fox Sports 1

STREAM on Fox Sports Go

Why you should watch: Magic is always a possibility when Nicolas Lodeiro takes the field, and trophy-stacking FC Dallas has the best center back pairing in the league — Walker Zimmerman and Matt Hedges — backing up a murderer’s row of young talent.