Sometimes, when you're picking a Starting XI, keeping it real goes wrong.
No worries here, though. New York City FC beat Colorado, the best defending team in MLS, five goals to one at Yankee Stadium in July.
How about one more of those?
You know what? Forget it. NYCFC isn't going to beat Toronto FC 5-1 on Sunday evening in the Bronx.
No. It's gonna be 7-0.
Witness the fitness.