This is a message for Jurgen Klinsmann, courtesy of New York's own Jeru the Damaja:
Indeed, the U.S. gaffer -- embattled according to everyone other than himself -- is suffering from the Wrath of the Math: with another stunning stinker of a loss against Guate, the U.S. Men won't make the 2018 World Cup. Done.
No bones about it. It's either time to win or time to die. With that in mind, let's get you set for tonight's throwdown in the Massive City:
- First, the grim context for tonight's match.
- Klinsy is convinced he isn't playing anyone out of position *COUGH*Mix*COUGH*. Brother Conor Dowley knows that's trash.
- On that note, this USMNT lineup builder, called the KLINSYTRON 3000, is satiric gold, and ridiculously sad to boot.
HOW TO WATCH
United States vs. Guatemala
CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying
Tuesday, March 29th, 7:00pm ET
MAPFRE Stadium, Columbus, Ohio
WATCH on ESPN 2 (English) & UniMas/Univision Deportes (Spanish)
STREAM on WatchESPN app & FuboTV (free trial)