Hats off to El Capitan-- heavy is the arm that wears the band.
Overall, for the two-match week, Villa scored two goals on a whip-whoppin' 14 shots to go along with 5 chances created. Of course, his wicked scissor-kick finish off an immaculate corner from Andrea Pirlo looms largest of all. Eat it, Whitecaps!!!
It's as if the distant voice of an ancient Maester had whispered in his ear, "KILL THE GUAJE, DAVID VILLA, AND LET THE HOMBRE BE BORN."