New York City FC's 2016 salaries revealed by MLS Players Union

Cash rules everything around me.

The dollar figure on the left is base salary, while the one on the right reflects total guaranteed compensation, which includes various types of bonuses already factored in.

There are some major steals on this list, as well as some serious albatrosses of positively Coleridgean levels:

• The combined salaries of Tommy McNamara, Kwadwo Poku, RJ Allen, and Mikey Lopez total a tidy $270,000.
• The combined salaries of Jefferson Mena, Frederic Brillant, and Andoni Iraola total a whip-whoppin' $730,000.