The last couple of weeks in NYCFC Land, despite being riddled with home games, has felt like a trip just the same.
A defenestration on Derby Day. A blown result in the dying seconds. The existential quandary of the Frank Lampard boo-birds. These things hurt, folks. But there's no better time for the Blues to get a long-delayed second home win-- having lost three of their last four, the Real Salt Lake are anything but road warriors.
Whaddya say we welcome the out-of-towners the way Ghostface Killah would?
Yo, what the f--- y'all comin for? Get the f--- away from my door!
HOW TO WATCH
New York City FC vs. Real Salt Lake
Thursday, June 2nd, 7:00pm ET
Yankee Stadium, Bronx, New York
STREAM on Fox Sports Go (NY market) / MLS Live (out-of-market)
LISTEN on WFAN 660AM (English) / WQBU 92.7FM (Spanish)
NOTE: Because of Los Yanquis, this match will NOT be shown live on the YES Network. #ThanksYanks
MATCH THREAD RULES
Finally, while we don't have a rule against profanity, any language that is sexist, racist, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted. Most importantly, though: HAVE FUN, tip your wait staff, and remember that Jack Harrison is going to score a rabona today.