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Vote Jack Harrison for MLS Player of the Month!

Yes, you heard it right: Jumpin' Jack Flash is up for The Big One.

TRUMOR: Jack taught Pirlo how to dab.
TRUMOR: Jack taught Pirlo how to dab.
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Jack Harrison has been nominated for Major League Soccer Player of the Month for June.

"The 19-year-old from Bolton, England, established himself as a regular for NYCFC in June, starting three games in the month and collecting a goal and an assist as he helped New York City win two of its last three and rise to second place in the Eastern Conference. Harrison completed 11 dribbles over the course of the month, the most of any player in the league."

Aces.

OK, that was nice. But, to be fair, it was deflected.

Hmm. How about this hot fire, doe?

BULLDOG WORK!

YES Network  play-by-play man Joe Tolleson doesn't ever lie-- this has been confirmed by The Sciences. Forget the British Bulldog from WWF. We all know who the real British Bulldog is.

In fact, that got me thinking. Let's brainstorm the best Jack Harrison nickname possible.

PROPOSED JACK HARRISON NICKNAMES (THIS LIST MAY BE UPDATED AT ANY TIME)

  • Battlin' Jack
  • The British Bulldog
  • Jumpin' Jack Flash
  • Kid Dynamite
  • Lucky Jack
  • The Bolton Brawler
  • Wing Commander
  • The Boy King
  • The Boy with No Name
  • Son of Harris
  • The Berkshire Bruiser
  • The Deke'n Deacon
  • The Woke Bloke
  • Jack-in-the-Box
  • TurboKid
  • The Right Stick
  • Jack 'n Cheese
  • Lil' Murda
  • King in the North
  • The Prince that Was Promised
  • Celeste Jesus
  • A$AP Jackie
  • Sega Genesis
  • McDreamy
  • Numba One Stunna
  • Jacked as F--k
  • Oathkeeper
  • Jackie Treehorn
  • Big Smoke
  • Dr. Jack
  • Boogie Cousins
  • Jack Donaghy
  • The Door
  • Black Jack
  • Lil' Boosie
  • The Prince
  • Jackaveli
  • The JZA