Group C is blowing its load all in one go, eh?
Tonight's opening match, live and direct from University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona, features some of the top footballing talents in the western hemisphere. With that in mind, no member of the Uruguay or Mexico national teams ought to bother watching this truly motivational video:
Los Charrúas rank 9th in the FIFA World Rankings, while El Tri sit 16th. If the people get what they want, we'll be in store for a slobberknocker, even without the vampiric talents of Luis Suarez. Here's what one and all shall be treated to tonight:
- A Jesus and a little pea.
- The one Memo everyone needed to get.
- A two-time South American Manager of the Year versus a former coach of the New York Red Bulls.
- The strong possibility of another brilliant troll-job by Diego Godin.
- A similarly strong possibility of apocalyptic refereeing.
- A massive pro-Mexico turnout in the sunny southwest.
HOW TO WATCH
Mexico vs. Uruguay
Copa America Centenario, Group C
Sunday, June 5th, 8:00pm ET
University of Phoenix Stadium
WATCH on Fox Sports 1 (English) / Univision Deportes (Spanish)
STREAM on Fox Sports Go / fuboTV