David Villa returns to MLS Team of the Week for the 10,000th time*

David Villa is back where he belongs. May the universe sigh its magical sigh once again, amen.

5 THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT EL GUAJE

1. He coined the phrase “Imma do me”
2. He’s Warren G’s cousin
3. He loves you but is too shy to tell you directly
4. He can eat a car
5. He can juggle lightning, but no more than 5 lightnings at one time

MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER TEAM OF THE WEEK #12

GK: Tim Melia (Sporting KC)

DEF: Brandon Vincent (Chicago), Victor Bernardez (San Jose), Tim Parker (Vancouver)

MID: Diego Fagundez (New England), Ignacio Piatti (Montreal), Miguel Almiron (Atlanta), Haris Medunjanin (Philadelphia), Gerso Fernandes (Sporting KC)

FWD: !!! THA GUAJE GOD !!!, Nemanja Nikolic (Chicago)

BENCH: David Accam (Chicago), Christian Bolaños (Vancouver), Giovani dos Santos (LA Galaxy), Raymon Gaddis (Philadelphia), Bill Hamid (DC United), Albert Rusnak (Real Salt Lake), CJ Sapong (Philadelphia)

MANAGER: Veljko Paunovic (Chicago)