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David Villa is back where he belongs. May the universe sigh its magical sigh once again, amen.
If your @OrlandoCitySC is broken and/or defective, call @NYCFC's @Guaje7Villa soccer support hotline at 719-266-2837 pic.twitter.com/S2xRx9LCeU
— GDAECFSC (@GDAECFSC) May 22, 2017
5 THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT EL GUAJE
- He coined the phrase “Imma do me”
- He’s Warren G’s cousin
- He loves you but is too shy to tell you directly
- He can eat a car
- He can juggle lightning, but no more than 5 lightnings at one time
MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER TEAM OF THE WEEK #12
GK: Tim Melia (Sporting KC)
DEF: Brandon Vincent (Chicago), Victor Bernardez (San Jose), Tim Parker (Vancouver)
MID: Diego Fagundez (New England), Ignacio Piatti (Montreal), Miguel Almiron (Atlanta), Haris Medunjanin (Philadelphia), Gerso Fernandes (Sporting KC)
FWD: !!! THA GUAJE GOD !!!, Nemanja Nikolic (Chicago)
BENCH: David Accam (Chicago), Christian Bolaños (Vancouver), Giovani dos Santos (LA Galaxy), Raymon Gaddis (Philadelphia), Bill Hamid (DC United), Albert Rusnak (Real Salt Lake), CJ Sapong (Philadelphia)
MANAGER: Veljko Paunovic (Chicago)