VIDEO RECAP: NYCFC vs. New York Red Bulls “Rivalry Week” media day

On Tuesday afternoon, we of the Dishonest Fake News Media (DFNM) gathered at Major League Soccer headquarters on stately 5th Avenue in Manhattan to dissect this Saturday’s meeting between New York City FC and the New York Red Bulls. Part of the league’s Heineken Rivalry Week programming, we listened intently to a host of representatives from both sides. Also, there was beer.

This is what we learned.

HIGHLIGHTS:

• Patrick Vieira saying respectful things about Jesse Marsch
• Bradley Wright-Phillips insisting that he shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as David Villa
• The New Jersey delegation unanimously acknowledging NYCFC as their biggest rival
• Vieira’s HOT FIRE TAKE on what comes into his mind when he thinks about the Red Bulls