ANOTHER ONE: Sean Johnson nominated for MLS Save of the Week for the 6,000th* time

When you’re Sean Johnson, you get nominated for MLS Save of the Week.

It’s what you do.

While there’s clearly a vast conspiracy against New York City FC nominees for Save of the Week and Goal of the Week — it is known — we won’t know this time around until we try.

Here are all the reasons why you should vote for SeanJohn TODAY:

• He’s better than Tim Howard, Brad Guzan, Bill Hamid, and Robert De Niro combined
• He wrote the screenplay to New Jack City
• He gives it 100% knowing that giving 110% is a waste of 10% that he could use to tip his server extra at Delmonico
• He’s just got that twinkle in his eye
• He invented the Crunchwrap Supreme
• He exhales Terrigen Mist
• Famous Original Ray’s is named after him’

Do your duty.